Not one to watch cable television, I came across this stunning display of talent and coordination on the net today.

Imagine if pop and locking was a sexy lady and the movie Tron was a dude, and that dude got that sexy lady kinda drunk, and then got her all hot and bothered, and she was all “have a condom you big Tron stud?” and he was all “don’t worry babe.” and she’s all “what’s your plan?” and he’s all “I’m a user. I’ll improvise.” and promises that sexy lady that he’ll pull out but then WHAMMY he doesn’t, and 9 months later they have a really good looking child. Team Illuminate’s performance from America’s Got Talent IS THAT CHILD.

whoa