Thats right you leeches, time to start suckin, cus the future of electro is here…and its nothing like what any of us expected…
Last time the future slapped us in the face, it came in the form of two rockstars, now known to all of us as Xavy & Gaspy. But that was years ago… centuries in blog-time. But do not fret. The future of Electro seems to have come a-knockin again…this time its got no tight leather jacket, its not speaking Francais, and there’s nothing epic about it at all. No my friends, this time, the future of Electro looks much different, older, wiser even. He has a receding hairline, he is a veteran of the industry at the age of 26, he is the type of dude somebody will have a really fucking hard time marketing cause he really doesn’t look too cool, and his name is Joey Youngman, better known as Wolfgang Gartner…henceforth known as “The Future of Electro-tech-hau5”.
Now don’t get it twisted: I’m not saying he will ever be nearly as popular as Justice…but what the fuck has popularity ever proved anyways? My high school crush was the most popular, and all that ever got her was herpes. Popularity passes, see, but herpes sticks 4 lyfe. Anyways, all I’m saying is that after what felt like a long drought in the Electro world of my lyfe, I’m starting to feel wet again. Peace to the Electro-drought of 2009…”I’m Wet 4 Wolfgang” – t-shirts coming soon.
Anyways, here’s to The Future of Electro-tech-hau5: this guy might be one of the most exciting producers in the world today. Go now and learn more! Hurry! Don’t blink – He’s makin’ moves and you just missed three of em’ while you read this last sentence, you epic loser…go! why are you styll reading and wasting time? Go to the Wolfgang. go now….